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"Champ" Baby Shower Bundle

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Welcome to Parenting

"My first collection of comics published in March 2016 and features all my best parenting comics from the first 2 years of my webcomic. Buy it for yourself, or your favorite parent.

Hell, buy it for expectant parents and give them an education on what they’re in for (good and bad)." -Brian Gordon

Meet the Author: Brian Gordon

"I decided in kindergarten that I wanted to be a cartoonist. My classmates had equally unrealistic life goals, like becoming superheroes or princesses, but I was more tenacious.

So far, things are working out okay. Secret to my success? I suck worse at everything else. You get a lot of drawing done when Plan B is Starve To Death.

My comics are largely inspired by my struggles as a parent, my fascination with technology, science and all things geeky. Oh, and a constant, crushing wave of self-doubt and anxiety. That’s a big source of inspiration, too.

It’s good work if you can get it."

-Brian Gordon

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781449479671
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Publication date: 3/22/2016
  • Pages: 128
  • Product dimensions: 6.50 (w) x 8.00 (h) 

Champ Plushie

This little fella will make a fine addition to any family!  He doesn’t stink, can’t leave the toilet seat up, and won’t leave legos strewn about the floor.  Oh, and did we mention he’s an adorable, squishy duck plushie?  

Approximately 6 inches high and 5 inches wide.

Cotton/poly, plastic beads on bottom for weight. US Safety tested and approved for ages 3+

"BABIES" Shower Card

People tend to omit the truth when it comes to what it's really like being a parent.  While this card is hilarious and true, one thing that no one can prepare you for is the immense love you can feel for a human baby - - even after he/she douses you in (insert bodily fluid of choice).  Bottom line: don't be a liar, get this card.

Folded size is 5"x7" and includes a white envelope. Available in packs of 5 and 10.

Printed on high quality 15pt cardstock with a matte soft-touch finish (fancy!)

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